Showing all 8 results
-
F’N Pumped
$49.99
The age of small weapons warfare is over. No longer will we tolerate over-hyped products based on pathetic formulas equivalent to a carrot stick, half a pack of gum, and a single piece of Lego. This is ‘Merica! Our identity as a nation is built on the concepts of exceptionalism and excess – something we wholeheartedly embrace as a company.
So, we’ve delivered the ultimate stim-free pump formula. This F’N PUMP’D product will make your arms look like a NYC subway map and force you to bring an extra pair of gym clothes to every workout as your pumps tear through fabric like the OG Real American, Hulk Hogan, throwing down at Summer Slam.
-
FIRST BLOOD – Commie Tears
$59.99
Panda Supplements™ & Merica Labz Collaboration – FIRST BLOOD | Commie Tears (Sour Gummy Worms) Introducing “First Blood”, the pre-workout that’s more ‘Merican than a bald eagle riding a Harley Davidson through the Grand Canyon. This pre-workout contains a powerhouse formula that is so intense it makes Mount Rushmore look like nothing more than a […]
-
Merica Labs F-Bomb
$49.99
What do you do when merely annihilating the competition isn’t enough? You deliver a biblical ass kicking – the kind that forces future scholars to question whether its fact, fiction or the stuff of legends – then pee on all their stuff to demonstrate your dominance. You build a weapon capable of wiping life off the face of the earth while also flipping everyone off with a middle finger big enough to see from space.
F Bomb is like that, except its pre-workout with enough stimulants to make your grandmother yell F#$@ in a crowded church. If the original Red, White & BOOM was the U.S. military pre-WWII and A Bomb is atomic warfare, F Bomb is the Death Star on steroids. It’s time to get pissed ‘Merica. It’s time for war
-
Merica Labs Napalm
$49.99
- Cocoabuterol® – has been shown to reduce oxidative stress on the body as well as have beneficial factors on fat loss, muscle hypertrophy, and insulin sensitivity.
- Mitoburn™ – can increase conversion of white adipose tissue to brown adipose tissue, thus increasing fatty acid oxidation, improved insulin sensitivity.
- ProGBB™ – can boost L-Carnitine concentration in the body, which plays a key role in energy production by its ability to transport fatty acids into the mitochondria to be used as energy.
We love the smell of Napalm in the morning. But not the flesh-melting, incinerate-everything kind. We like the delicious, so-good-it’ll-make-you-fist-fight-your-aunt kind. The targeted-lipolysis-and-energy-production-formula kind, stuffed into America’s-finest-pre-workout-powdered-juju-with-a-side-of-karate-chopping-you-in-the-neck kind. Red, White & BOOM Napalm Edition is like putting firecrackers, a fried turkey, a stereo system blasting the Star-Spangled Banner, reality TV, and a gallon of cola into a barrel and lighting it on fire. Yeah, it’s that good.
-
Merica Labs Z-Bomb
$39.99
This product was developed in response to an increasingly concerning blight that’s currently spreading across the world. Everyone knows that nothing has been the same since the bombs dropped. Radiation permeates the ground, sky, and water as the undead and wannabe gym rats roam in packs. Those afflicted with this pestilence are known by many names, including the undead, zombies, the living dead, and walkers. This is the driving force behind the epidemic of lethargic and underperforming individuals crowding our gyms.
How can you handle this hellish post-apocalyptic landscape? Oral administration of 300 CCs of an aqueous Z-Bomb! The latest of our ultra-high stim pre-workouts, we’ve loaded Z-Bomb with enough stimulants and performance enhancers to wake the dead including, 450mg of Caffeine, 100mg of Theobromine, 8,000mg of Citrulline Malate and 3,200mg of Beta Alanine
-
Merica Labs Red White and Boom
$49.99
- KSM 66® – adaptogen that can positively contribute to reduction in cortisol levels.
- Vasodrive-AP® – reduces constriction of blood vessels thus increasing blood flow and stimulating the “pump”
- Zum-XR ® XR Caffeine – delayed release caffeine for sustained energy and no crash.
Life, liberty, and pre-workout energizing mega-crushfests – the American way. You know the feeling you get on Veteran’ s Day, watching the American flag nobly twist in the wind, while a true patriot belts out the Star Spangled Banner? Yeah, us too. So we mixed it with some wicked stims, some performance modulators, and bottled it.
-
Merica Labs Catsle Bravo
$49.99
n 1954, the U.S. military detonated its largest nuclear explosion ever, known by the code name Castle Bravo, by utilizing a unique mixture of fissile and fusile materials. Needless to say, it went well above and beyond its stated mission at 2.5x its expected yield. And in 2022, ‘Merica Labz looks to take its lunch money, hit on its mom and spit in its cereal – utter domination. After all, that’s the ‘Merican way.
Castle Bravo is the pre-workout equivalent of mutually assured destruction and packed with enough stimulants to put the fear of God almighty into anyone that comes across you. As Oppenheimer once said, “come for I am death, the destroyer of the worlds.” Drop a f$#*ing bomb on your next workout.
-
Red, White & Boom
Red, White & Boom, Justice
