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F’N Pumped
$49.99
The age of small weapons warfare is over. No longer will we tolerate over-hyped products based on pathetic formulas equivalent to a carrot stick, half a pack of gum, and a single piece of Lego. This is ‘Merica! Our identity as a nation is built on the concepts of exceptionalism and excess – something we wholeheartedly embrace as a company.
So, we’ve delivered the ultimate stim-free pump formula. This F’N PUMP’D product will make your arms look like a NYC subway map and force you to bring an extra pair of gym clothes to every workout as your pumps tear through fabric like the OG Real American, Hulk Hogan, throwing down at Summer Slam.
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Merica Labs F-Bomb
$49.99
What do you do when merely annihilating the competition isn’t enough? You deliver a biblical ass kicking – the kind that forces future scholars to question whether its fact, fiction or the stuff of legends – then pee on all their stuff to demonstrate your dominance. You build a weapon capable of wiping life off the face of the earth while also flipping everyone off with a middle finger big enough to see from space.
F Bomb is like that, except its pre-workout with enough stimulants to make your grandmother yell F#$@ in a crowded church. If the original Red, White & BOOM was the U.S. military pre-WWII and A Bomb is atomic warfare, F Bomb is the Death Star on steroids. It’s time to get pissed ‘Merica. It’s time for war
